I think I will cause problems on purpose

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
qwuilleran
memewhore

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys

This man took so much longer to crack than I would have what a PROFESSIONAL

peripetyy

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Plotting, scheming, etc.

whatagrump

This was filmed at the Sheldrick Wildlife Trust, which rescues, rehabilitates, and releases orphaned elephants in Kenya (among other conservation efforts). Charity Navigator has given it a 4/4 star rating, and you can make donations here or “adopt” a baby elephant here.

rhube

THANK YOU FOR THIS IMPORTANT ADDITION.

I have enjoyed this video so much and am very happy to share ways to help the babies!!

qwuilleran
ahamkaracature

All these people on this website are so cool and diverse I love being here but I wish I could meet you all in person



There should be a tumblr convention

anecdotally

What a fun idea! There could even be an indoor playground... Maybe with a ball pit or something.....

ahamkaracature

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Time is a circle we are always doomed to repeat it whether we learn the error of our ways or not

tsintzask

I mean, the world is set on a course to repeat things much worse than dashcon anyway, so we might as well

ahamkaracature

If dashcon 2024 is the light in the darkness of this harsh world. Then we are surly headed down a grim path

anecdotally

dashcon 2024 is a beacon of hope in our dark, hopeless reality. unfortunately that beacon belongs to an anglerfish

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ahamkaracature

I swear to god if this post breaches containment and inadvertently unleashes the fresh hell that is dashcon 2024 upon us. It will be the end of days

homosexualasstransbian

fuck yeah daschon 2024!!!!!!!!!!

baglsasha

Don't call it dashcon 2024, call it dashcon 2015. It's important.

quasi-normalcy

If this post reaches 100,000 notes, OP *has* to organize a Tumblr con! Let's get it up there!

ahamkaracature

I’m 19 and I do not have the money or time to do such a thing

quasi-normalcy

Yes, that will make it Authentic!

qwuilleran

Teach the young ones and refugees our ways, yes

qwuilleran
definitelynotcecelia

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It’s already happening. Like guys I cannot emphasize this enough the studios are going to make content creators the deal of a lifetime because they have a void to fill and those content creators will then be on the do not work list for the rest of their professional lives.

elfwreck

There's going to be a LOT of attempts to get people to scab.

...People who scab during a strike don't get to join the union. Ever.

Studios are going to try to claim "hey here's your chance to get a start on this career." They lie. This is a chance to end this career. Sure, they can get a few weeks or months work during the strike. Maybe even have a contract for a year or two, if they're savvy.

And then their career in Hollywood is over. No more work, ever, because they can't join the union and the studios can't hire outside of the union.

Oh, and they'll have trouble getting jobs anywhere else in the entertainment industry, because unions remember who the scabs were.

qwuilleran

Clarification: scabbing is working for a struck company. Current non-union members who work on independent/non-union jobs can still join later

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narwhalsarefalling
thomas--bombadil

A monstrous turtle emerges from the muck.

It’s gigantic.

Look closely - a typically-sized Midwestern turtle sits next to its foot.

It must be close to its size-limit, with a possible 30-inch diameter shell and weighing well in excess of 100 pounds. It’s possible that this beast is 40+ years old.

stonergirlsbanana

What I absolutely love about these photos more than anything else is the complete lack of intuitive scale

Like with no explanation of what I’m looking at, I could just as easily believe that this is a massive sculpture with the small turtle being 3 feet across or that it’s a tiny little thing that could sit in a mid-sized fish tank

thankfully I have *some* grasp on how big sliders generally are? but WOW that is one wet beast! also to the people in the notes saying that it's 'not fair' to compare two completely different species of turtle it's just a just reference not an expectation y'all yes it is like comparing a chihuahua to a great dane but if you were looking at a photo of FLIPPING MASSIVE great dane standing next to a chihuahua it would be a useful description to say 'that's an average sized chihuahua' because then you a) stop looking at this freakish algae-covered great Dane long enough to notice there IS a chihuahua and b) know that it's not just an average sized great dane and a tiny chihuahua anyway snapping turtles man they're nuts